December 2010
3 posts
Dear Vacations,
The point of coming home was to hang out with my family, get shitty drunk with my friends, and eat some delicious ass food from Sultans and Penny’s noodles. The odd thing is, Vacation, you’ve fucked me. Yes thank you for the wonderful double ear infection, that was lovely. And those dud antibiotics that I’ve been taking for over a week.. if I had known they’d be less useful...
drip drip drip
wow that sounds like an std but its not not at all when i got out of the shower my sopping wet hair was dripping on shitten zissou i thought it was really funny beause he would shrug it off and then it would happen again sometimes he would look up at me as if to say wtf why are you doing this? but the whole time he never moved! ! ! then i thought wow my shitten is so much...
ethel
ethel
please stop plugging the microwave in constantly i feel like the reason you are dead is because the electricity gods became a little pissed off… . . because you use electricity for no reason you know we never use the micro ever like i have never used it never ever like really ever it makes a part of me think you are trying to some how very unsuccessfully...
